23rd February 2018
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  1. Ian Tinkler

    You have two cows:
    Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
    Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
    Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
    Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
    Nationalism: Tear both cows to pieces and fight over the remains.
    The troll returns!!!

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