Jonathan and Gary have done some very good imitations of David Cameron and George Osborne recently, right down to Jonathan’s jeremiads about Trotskyism.
So why not, boys, mimic the Tories in their new u-turn phase? Instead of the cuts-and-more-cuts rhetoric of last week’s Shetland Times, why can’t we have a local pasty-tax turnaround, now?
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